How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 5: "Duel Citizenship" Quotes
There's kids playing hockey on the back. It's like you want us to make fun of you!Barney [about Canadian $5 bill]
Canada's not so bad. If they play their cards right they may even become a state one dayBarney
...to prove you are as American as apple pie and the childhood obesity it leads to...Barney
Robin: How do you know the Canadian citizenship test is easy?
Barney: It's Canada. Question one, do you want to be Canadian? Question two, really?
We were like Lewis and Clark, if Lewis and Clark peed in water bottles and had a bong made out of a cantaloupeTed [about him and Marshall]