Barney [about waiting in line for a wedding dress sale]: I can't go, I've got this thing....
Lily: What thing?
Barney: ...a penis

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• Added: December 31, 2008

Step one, you start running. There is no step two

Barney [about how easy it is to run a marathon]

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• Added: December 31, 2008