Barney: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.
Lily: You and me.
Barney: Don't make me laugh Lily. You want to hit this so hard.

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• Added: November 11, 2013

Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?

The Mother

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• Added: November 11, 2013

And the only survivor was me, because I was upstairs banging Ted's mom. What? Get that blonde girl's phone number? Challenge accepted!

Barney

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• Added: November 11, 2013