You can't fire me I'm union bitch!

Ted

Still? Still with the Lebron jokes?

Ted

Oh Can-adorable, am I right?

Ted

Sucks to be you braces.

Robin

Here's twenty for picking up a girl with only one word and here's another twenty for that word being boner.

Barney

So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.

Barney