You can't fire me I'm union bitch!

Ted

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• Added: December 05, 2011

Still? Still with the Lebron jokes?

Ted

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• Added: December 05, 2011

Oh Can-adorable, am I right?

Ted

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• Added: December 05, 2011

Sucks to be you braces.

Robin

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• Added: December 05, 2011

Here's twenty for picking up a girl with only one word and here's another twenty for that word being boner.

Barney

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• Added: December 05, 2011

So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.

Barney

• Permalink: So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.
• Added: December 05, 2011