There are only a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them.

Barney

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Come with me if you want to bang.

Barney

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Robin: That was not cool Ted.
Lily: Contraction!
Robin: That wasn't cool Ted?

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Oh we're bustin' apple bags? I can bust apple bags.

Robin

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I'm going to get you to that hospital or die trying.

Barney

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Once you see a baby horse erupt through that birth canal you stop even touching yourself.

Robin

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