You know what? Screw it! Who says two bros can't rock a birthing class?


Robin: What's that thing?
Barney: For some it was the ashes of my parents. For others it was the trophy from Wimbledon and believe it or not, for one busty dullard, it was both. Game, enormous set and match!

Marshall: What's that little guy up there?
Dr. Sonya: Oh you poor girl.

It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.


Patrice: He's so dreamy.
Robin: Nobody asked you Patrice!