I'll believe Jack Palance is dead when I see the body.

Barney

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• Added: April 13, 2010

People want the lie. They need the lie!

Barney

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• Added: April 13, 2010

Marshall, there's a cartoon of you on our coupon.

Pizza Guy

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• Added: April 13, 2010