How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes
We're gonna need a bigger booth.
Marshall
Lily Pad? We're having a boy!
Marshall
While this font is often mistaken for Helvetica, it's actually Helvetica Bold. I can actually hear the sound of her vagina being boarded up.
Ted
Oh my god they're six minutes into the date! Ted has probably already told her that he loves her! We gotta get down there!
Barney
Lily: Yellow like the son.
Marshall: Or daughter, ooh pun snuggle.
Robin: The bitch is hiding something!
Barney: Totally hiding something!
They had Cookies N Cream and what you were saying about women who feel they have to starve themselves makes so much sense--Hoo hot dogs! Score!
Mia
Happy Birthday Son!
Robin's Dad
Thanks Canada!
Barney
Marshall: Where are we going?
Garrison Cootes: War son, we're going to war.
So you're the therapist. You know it's one thing to pretend to be a therapist and bang your patients, that's normal, but to do it for real? Little creepy bro.
Barney
Barney: Studies show that 83% of all college students desperately need, Sex Lessons!
Ted: Barney these are eighteen year olds!
Barney: Ted, these are eighteen year olds!
