How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes
We built Chip City... We built Chip City on all your dough!
Ted
Ted, when they serve alcohol at a strip club, you're not allowed to show your vagina.
Barney
Barney: Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with...
Ted: Barney! I'm allowed to miss them alright? They're my two best friends.
Barney: I'm your two best friends!
Yes! Tonight is gonna be Legen... wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club? Shut Up Lily I'm in charge now... Dary!
Barney
It's like when they canceled Party Of Five for the second time. I mean when they canceled, sports.
Ted
Kevin: Hey guys where are Marshall and Lily?
Robin: Something terrible happened.
Kevin: Are they ok? Are they in the hospital?
Barney: No, somewhere much, much worse...
Marshall: Long Island!
I just can't do 2011 anymore. Are you with me?
Robin
Sandy: I don't know what went wrong.
Robin: Well proposing a three way was bad, starting without us was worse, finishing in the hallway was the nail in the coffin.
And we're back...together.
Sandy Rivers
So as the countdown to two hundred and twelve continues, a quick warning America.
Sandy Rivers
She's my everything Robin, my sun, my stars, my oxygen. Plus she likes it fast and dirty and that's the way Sandy rides!
Sandy Rivers
You can't fire me I'm union bitch!
Ted
