I'm 200 lbs. I'm as big as my avatar!

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• Added: November 17, 2011

I wanna see Charlie do his thing and he's good.

Dennis [stoned out of his mind]

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• Added: November 17, 2011

Let's get high in the back office.

Dennis [to Charlie]

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• Added: November 17, 2011

Charlie: Why is your face so shiny?
Dennis: I had my face peeled off with chemicals. Wanna know why?
Charlie: Not really.

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• Added: November 17, 2011

I'm not drinking bleach.

Bar patron to Charlie

• Permalink: I'm not drinking bleach.
• Added: November 17, 2011

Dee is guilty of sloth...and she's pro-abortion.

• Permalink: Dee is guilty of sloth...and she's pro-abortion.
• Added: November 17, 2011

Everyone knows who Superman is and it's not you!

Charlie [to Dennis]

• Permalink: Everyone knows who Superman is and it's not you!
• Added: November 17, 2011

You look like Superman.

Dee [to Dennis]

• Permalink: You look like Superman.
• Added: November 17, 2011

I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge. It was sweet.

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• Added: November 17, 2011

He said 'fire off'...I like that.

• Permalink: He said fire off'...I I like that.
• Added: November 17, 2011

Dee [to Dennis]: What in God's name have you done to your face?
Mac: You look like a monster.

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• Added: November 17, 2011

I'm going to the crevice!

Charlie

• Permalink: I'm going to the crevice!
• Added: November 17, 2011