You look like you're at your own wake.

Mac [to Frank]

• Permalink: You look like you're at your own wake.
• Added: September 29, 2011

This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry.

Dennis

• Permalink: This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry.
• Added: September 29, 2011

I see amateurs. I see trash.

Charlie

• Permalink: I see amateurs. I see trash.
• Added: September 29, 2011

I am not gonna diddle your kids.

Frank

• Permalink: I am not gonna diddle your kids.
• Added: September 29, 2011

How would you win pageants? Did you have a different face?

Mac [to Dee]

• Permalink: How would you win pageants? Did you have a different face?
• Added: September 29, 2011

It's a magical town.

Charlie

• Permalink: It's a magical town.
• Added: September 22, 2011

It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town with horrible people.

Dee

• Permalink: It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town with horrible people.
• Added: September 22, 2011

There are far worse people at the Jersey shore than the cast of the Jersey Shore!

Dennis

• Permalink: There are far worse people at the Jersey shore than the cast of ...
• Added: September 22, 2011

Did you rape me last night?

The Waitress [to Charlie]

• Permalink: Did you rape me last night?
• Added: September 22, 2011

Dee: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town.
Dennis: It's understandable. You are missing a piece of your scalp.

• Permalink: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town. It's understandabl...
• Added: September 22, 2011

We're in the steroid capital of the world.

Mac

• Permalink: We're in the steroid capital of the world.
• Added: September 22, 2011

Goddamnit Frank! Eating your drinks?! That is genius!

Mac

• Permalink: Goddamnit Frank! Eating your drinks?! That is genius!
• Added: September 22, 2011