Dina: We have a pitch.
Rogelio: Not that old evil twin cliche.

Okay, then this photoshoot, like our relationship, is over!

Rogelio

It should be noted that Rafael really thought he was doing the right thing for Jane, for their child, and it should also be noted that that didn't make it any easier.

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Xo: Well, honey, you can't compromise who you are.
Jane: A virgin is not who I am.
Xo: But it's important to you.
Jane: So is Rafael. I love him. I want it to work.
Xo: And you think having sex with him will make it work?
Jane: What's your problem? You have been bugging me to lose it for years.
Xo: Eh, you waited this long.

I don't like all that sappy stuff, but I was just thinking about it, and that's just a really lucky baby to get you as a mom.

Lina

Barbara: After everything you've been through, a divorce, the death of your father, the traumatic meeting with your mother, you might not be emotionally available to give Jane what she needs.
Rafael: Yes, exactly. That's what I've been trying to say.

I asked out a priest...on Easter?

Alba

Xiomara did tell me she was pregnant, but I told her she should get an abortion. And also a perm, but the abortion was way worse.

Rogelio

Rogelio: I will tell her.
Xo: When?
Rogelio: On her death bed.

How do I fix it? I could write an apology letter. I write good apology letters.

Rogelio: If only there were a way to capture this moment and freeze it in time.
Xo: Take a picture.

[sniff] Excuse me, I seem to have something in my eye, just give me a moment.

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Jane the Virgin Season 1 Quotes

Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive.
Michael: I'm not defensive.
Jane: I don't love you because you're incredibly sexy. I love you because you're my best friend and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you.

Rafael: No, I really think we've met.
Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells.
Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne?
Jane: Jerk.