Xiomara, what is it? Why are you so afraid to have your pelvis touch mine?

Rogelio

Principal: Are you crying, Ms. Villanueva?
Jane: Yes. But to be fair, it's been building up for a while.

When we last left Michael and Nadine, they were in a exciting position. Not that one, you perv!

Narrator

Esteban: "Rogelio is like a father to me."
Rogelio: "Which is remarkable since we are the same age."

"But, wow. She puts the loose in Lucy. You might has well said she puts the Xo in hoe."

Xo

Jane: "Back on? What are you like 14 years old?"
Rafael: "Will you just indulge my 14 year old self, please?"

That is love. To give up money, like it's nothing.

Abuela

Life is full of tough moments, you have to fight for what you want.

You're Jane the Virgin and I'm a really religious woman. Which, I know, is hard to believe given, you know, what I do.

Escort

You can't protect her from everything Xiomara. You've done a fantastic job raising a daughter with extraordinary DNA.

Rogelio

Ok, I'm going to tweet my 6.3 million followers with the hashtag #PleaseFindJane.

Rogelio

Please, take it away. I'll be happy to drink normal people wine.

Rogelio

Jane the Virgin Season 1 Quotes

Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive.
Michael: I'm not defensive.
Jane: I don't love you because you're incredibly sexy. I love you because you're my best friend and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you.

Rafael: No, I really think we've met.
Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells.
Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne?
Jane: Jerk.