I was mature by putting stuff on Ron's bed but throwing it out is going a little too far.

Sam

When I see Mike with his neck brace, I'm like oh my God he's got his glasses on like always and the neck brace. You don't wear sunglasses with a neck brace. He looks ridiculous.

Pauly

When I see Mike and his neck brace, I feel like he's doing an insurance claim right now.

JWoww

I have a big heart and if somebody else in the house was hurt, I'd be checking on them you know what I mean, but nobody was really checking on me really that much.

Mike

I didn't even really listen to her apology too much because it is Sam's fault we fought and I just went through a wall. I can't hear that s&$t.

Mike

Jionni: I'm sexually frustrated.
Snooki: Are you? I was until I had fun in the shower then I was like buurrmm bye.
Jionni: [unclear]
Snooki: I want your balls.

What comes to mind when I think about Ron and Sam is like me throwing up.

Pauly D

Now that we know that Mike had no serious problem and it was just like a blow to the head, our house kinda is back to normal, not that it's a good normal, but if it wasn't f%$ked up it wouldn't be our house right?

Vinny

It's like cute adorable roses from Jionni and it has a little bunny inside, and I'm just like meh.

Snooki

The conflict between me and Ron is unsettled. At any time it could pop off. I won't hesitate to fight him and he won't hesitate to fight me because nobody got the better of each other in round one.

Mike

That's not good because for the next couple days, I can't GTL. I'm upset man.

Mike

The doc's prognosis was a light concussion also combined with a neck sprain as well ... Yeah I'm all right, just a little head trauma little sprain, little this little that.

Mike

Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

I don't think either of them can fight. I mean I know Mike used to take karate and Ronnie's got big muscles but whatever.

Pauly D

He didn't hurt me, there was not one scratch on my pretty face. All those muscles, didn't do s#!t to me.

Mike