He has a white a$$, oh my god.


He's got something on his chest, that's a lot of balls.

Pauly D

I have no idea what Vinny's tattoo means, it looks cool, but no f#$king idea what it means.


I hope Vinny's like home right now, because this would be bad if he wasn't home and we're just like roaming through his house.


This like blows d#$k for skittles right now.


Today's GTGVB, gym, tan, get Vinny back.

Pauly D

I mean if I was a guy, I would f#$k Paula. Hello, she's hot.


Yo forget this, let's go get Vinny. I can't take it anymore.

Pauly D

There's a hundred percent chance that Paula's gonna get a second date.


We're just trying to, you know, do sex, and this freaking clock keeps going off.


I was always told to like defend myself. I will take down the world if I feel like somebody touched me the wrong way.


You don't yank my new weave that I just got.


Jersey Shore Quotes

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!


The Situation: Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.
Non-DTF Girl: I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!