Killing Eve
Sundays 8:00 PM on BBC AmericaKilling Eve Season 2 Quotes
Carolyn: You did exactly what you wanted to do. This was all your idea.
Eve: Then why does it suddenly feel like it was yours?
Carolyn: Unfortunately, Aaron Peel isn't the first megalomaniac to think about weaponizing and selling data, but now, thanks to you and Villanelle, he can't.
Eve: You wanted him dead! You sent us here to kill him.
Carolyn: On the contrary. I told you strenuously and repeatedly NOT to kill him. But, it's hardly our fault if an assassin for The Twelve murdered Aaron Peel. In fact, I think people will be rather relieved.
Eve: Villanelle wasn't working for The Twelve.
Carolyn: Wasn't she? Whose really to know who she was working for?
Eve: I do! She was working for us!
Carolyn: Oh, I see. This is uncomfortable.
Eve: This is not uncomfortable. This is a setup.
I won't need money. Aaron wants to buy everything for me. Maybe we're soulmates.
Villanelle
Konstantin: The safe word is "gentleman." I didn't choose it.
Villanelle: Why do I need a safe word?
Konstantin: Because you cannot just kill your way out of this.
Villanelle: How would I even get "gentleman" into a sentence?
Martin: You know, when people come to see me to talk about someone else, they almost always want to talk about themselves. So.
Eve: I'm here for work.
Martin: Of course! How much of the day do you spend thinking about her?
Eve: Most of it.
Martin: Are you two in a relationship?
Eve: Define relationship.
Martin: Are you having sex?
Eve: No.
Martin: How are things at home?
Eve: My husband left me.
Martin: Are you behaving differently doing things that you normally wouldn't?
Eve: Yes.
Martin: Do you feel unsafe?
Eve: [whispers] Yes.
Martin: How else do you feel right now?
Eve: I feel wide awake.
Eve would never forgive me if I hurt you, Niko. Would she?
Villanelle
Blech. Get a room.
Villanelle
Niko: What do you want?
Villanelle: I want the recipe to your shepherd's pie.
Niko: What?
Villanelle: The thing with the potatoes and the gray meat.
Niko: I know what shepherd's pie is.
Villanelle: Eve likes it. So? Come on!
Niko: Um. Uh. Onions. Carrots. Peas. Mince. Uh, tomato puree, stock, and some Worchester sauce.
Villanelle: Worchester sauce! OK. Worchester sauce. See? That wasn't so hard, was it?
Niko: Are you going to leave us alone now?
Villanelle: Of course not. Why don't you sit down?
Rome is crucial, Eve. She mustn't kill Aaron. I mean it. I hate to be strict, but she really mustn't kill anyone.
Carolyn
So close. I was so close to letting both of you go. You should have chosen Gemma.
Villanelle
Kenny: Eve! You forgot your charger.
Eve: Oh, that's not mine.
Kenny: Don't go to Rome. Just don't.
Eve: What?
Kenny: Trust me. Get out of it. The operation I've been switched to is...
Carolyn: Kenny! Do you want chunky peanut butter or smoothe?
Kenny: Chunky.
Carolyn: Nice to see you, Eve. Oh, don't forget your charger.
[to Villanelle's voice mail] Hi. It's Eve. Just... send me a text when you're finished, or otherwise, I'll worry that you've been murdered or something. [pause] Hi Villanelle, just checking in to make sure everything is OK with Aaron. I, I'm sure it is, it's just, you know, so I know. I'm sure you're fine.
