Can I take your veil?

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• Added: May 05, 2019

Villanelle: You don't seem that surprised to see me.
Eve: I'm not surprised.
Villanelle: That's a little arrogant, don't you think?
Eve: And yet here you are.
Villanelle: Eve, you've been so distracted lately I thought you'd forgotten about me.

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Villanelle: You know I'm here to kill you.
Eve: Yes, it was my idea.
Villanelle: No.
Eve: I told you. I need your help. I needed to see you.
Villanelle: So you hired me to kill you?
Eve: Yes.
Villanelle: That is so stupid. What if I hit you with a car? What if I shot you?
Eve: You wouldn't!
Villanelle: I wouldn't? Eve.

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Villanelle: Of course it isn't poison. Do you think I am crazy? [pause] I'm expensive.
Eve: I know.
Villanelle: Will you give me everything I want?
Eve: Yes.

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Villanelle: Are you sure this is legal?
Eve: What do you care?
Villanelle: I'm just looking out for you, Eve.

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It's been so nice to finally meet you. Smell ya later.

Villanelle

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Hugo: Is Gweneth Paltrow's head in a box here somewhere or...
Eve: I'll put your head in a box.

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• Added: April 28, 2019

Hugo: Can I ask you something? What's the deal with you and Villanelle?
Eve: I don't know.
Hugo: She fancies you, doesn't she?
Eve: Everything isn't all about sex, Hugo.
Hugo: Isn't it? What is it? Do you like watching her or do you like being watched?
Eve: Both.

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Eve: Mmmm. This is AMAZING. What do they put in it?!
Hugo: Hmmm. I don't know. Crack. Orphans.
Eve: I don't care if that's true. Seriously. If it tastes this good, grind up an orphan and fry it in crack.

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Hugo: I once got a handjob in here. Under this very table.
Eve: That's very romantic.
Hugo: It kind of was actually.
Eve: Do you EVER not talk about sex?
Hugo: Why would I? What else is there?

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Hugo: This is taking ages.
Kenny: It's a computer; it's not magic.

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Eve: Wow. That was smart. And thoughtful. She wanted it to be painless. What kind of assassin does that?
Hugo: Uh, a nice one?
Eve: She can make it painless because she knows about drugs. She knows how to tailor each death to make it look accidental.

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• Added: April 28, 2019