
Killjoys
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFyKilljoys Season 4 Episode 2: "Johnny Dangerously" Quotes
I took pain for 12 years until I found out my religion was built on shit. Now I'm in charge of who hurts.
Feruza
Garrett: As long as we're here, it seems rude not to, you know, worship.
Pree: Oh, what the hells? I haven't been that good. [to Feruza] But not the face.
Zeph: Be fast. The place gives me a creepy feeling for some reason.
Pip: Well, we are in a dark room with a lot of dead people in capes.
Zeph: Yeah, probably that.
Feruza: What in the Trees is that?
Zeph [holding robot spider]: Research.
John: I'm impressed you came up with such a detailed plan.
D'avin: Well, secretly I have always been the smart one.
John: Not according to Dad.
D'avin: Dad can kiss my ass and choke on it.
John: Why would he choke on your ass?
We are not a family. I mean, they are brothers. And one of them is the baby's genetic father. And my girlfriend is the kind of sister/mother of their girlfriend. But we do not get along. There's lots of murder and evil plots for domination. Oh Gods. We are a family.
Delle Sayeh [to Bea]
D'avin: We can't just run off.
John: Of course not, stupid. We'll drive.