Zephyr: When we first met, you were a shithead to me.
Turin: I'm a shithead to everyone. It's my brand. Don't be so fragile.

Gared: You shaved everything.
Pree: Well, not everything.

D'avin: In what way does any of this make any sense?
Calvert: Try living it. Why do you think I turned to crime?
Dutch: Because you have the morals of a small braised cabbage?

Pree: What?
Turin: Nothing. You just scream a lot for a warlord.
Pree: It's warlord, not bug lord

Well, Zeph, [Fancy] may not know who he is but he's still an asshole.

Pree [to Zephyr]

See. It's a real weiner.

Johnny [to Dutch]

You had one job!

Evie [to D'avin]

Am I a scientist too? That would make sense. I feel smart.

Fancy [to Zephyr]

That's my mom.

Jaq

What? My brother's not the only one who can mess with a gadget.

D'avin [to Corin]

Can you imagine the screams when I hang up a Killjoy?

Corin [to Dutch]

Aneela: Why would we need money?
Delle Seyah: Capitalism. Long story.

Killjoys Season 5 Quotes

It's your weekend.

D'avin [to Delle Sayeh]

Computer: Did you enjoy Khlyen's case study on the chemical properties of plasma, Sayeh?
Delle Sayeh: Definitely not a bestseller. I hope the sequel has more sex.