Killjoys
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFyKilljoys Season 5 Quotes
Zephyr: When we first met, you were a shithead to me.
Turin: I'm a shithead to everyone. It's my brand. Don't be so fragile.
Gared: You shaved everything.
Pree: Well, not everything.
D'avin: In what way does any of this make any sense?
Calvert: Try living it. Why do you think I turned to crime?
Dutch: Because you have the morals of a small braised cabbage?
Pree: What?
Turin: Nothing. You just scream a lot for a warlord.
Pree: It's warlord, not bug lord
Well, Zeph, [Fancy] may not know who he is but he's still an asshole.
Pree [to Zephyr]
See. It's a real weiner.
Johnny [to Dutch]
You had one job!
Evie [to D'avin]
Am I a scientist too? That would make sense. I feel smart.
Fancy [to Zephyr]
That's my mom.
Jaq
What? My brother's not the only one who can mess with a gadget.
D'avin [to Corin]
Can you imagine the screams when I hang up a Killjoy?
Corin [to Dutch]
Aneela: Why would we need money?
Delle Seyah: Capitalism. Long story.