Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
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Count Olaf: You're a little old for a girl scout.
Justice Strauss: I'm Justice Strauss.
Count Olaf: I don't know you.
Justice Strauss: I'm your neighbor. I live across the street.
The stove is a bit like a servant. You need to whack it a few times to get it to work.
Count Olaf
Count Olaf: Do you know that this is?
Klaus: It looks like a list.
Count Olaf: Wrong! It looks like a list.
Violet: How do you do?
Count Olaf: Better and better, Baudelaires. Better and better.
I am count Olaf the renowned actor and your new guardian. You're welcome.
Count Olaf
Mr. Poe: Goodnight Baudelaires and remember our home is your home.
Mrs. Poe: Just don't touch anything.
Say goodbye, Baudelaires.
Mr. Poe
Mrs. Poe: You do what?
Klaus: We feel terrible and we miss our parents very much.
Mrs. Poe: That's going to make a wonderful headline.
I have some very bad news for you children. Your parents perished in a terrible fire.
Mr. Poe
Mother: I'm worried about the children.
Father: Me, too. They're in danger, I know it.
Mother: We need to get to them.
Father: We need to get out of here first.
Mother: What's that thing Einstein said?
Klaus: It could be a problem with the gears.
Violet: That would be a problem, I made them myself.
Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio hear about this!
Mrs. Poe
