Favorite Lie to Me Quotes
Lightman: Talk amongst yourself for a moment. Dave, she's my best friend, just handle with care.
Gillian: Don't let him scare you off.

Lightman: I thought I said...
Gillian: Talk amongst myself? I got bored.
Lightman: Really?
Cal Lightman: Well, that's the official version.
Ria Torres: You think there is more than one version?
Cal Lightman: There is always more than one version.
Lightman: I am nothing like my mother. Except for that time I mooned the Queen.
Amanda: Of England?!
Lightman: Yeah, I don't know what came over me.
Clara Musso: Are you trying to get me drunk?
Cal Lightman: Me, No, Never..... Absolutely.
Addison: That man's death was a tragedy.
Cal Lightman: The kind of tragedy that could kill a political career, unless your name is Kennedy of course.
Look at him, he sticks out like a tart in a nunnery.
Cal [looking at Henry while they're in the bank]
Did you only marry mom because you got her pregnant?
Emily
Lightman, no, no, I'm not that much of a gentleman.
Lightman: What were we talking about?
Emily: Don't be a plonker.
Lightman: You get that mouth from me girl, don't you forget it. Hey Em, this book's in French!
Painter: You know what they say. When life gives you lemons...
Lightman: ... chuck em' at people.
The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead
Cal
Martin Walker: A good chess player thinks five moves ahead.
Cal Lightman: Great chess players only think one move ahead, but it's always the right move.
Lightman: I have recommended to the Judge you be sent to a mental hospital.
Zach: Why would you do that for me?
Lightman: Prison will only take your freedom. But at the hospital, the pills they give you will take your mind, and make no mistake, DOCTOR Foster will make sure of that.... personally.
