Pudge: Why do you smoke so damn fast?
Alaska: I don't smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.

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Be present in this class, and when it's over, be present out there. It's the only way to actually connect with others, to see them as they truly are.

Mr. Hyde

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Everyone stay calm. You can never give up hope in the eternal struggle of the good versus the naughty. You may lose the battle, but mischief always wins the war.

Alaska

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You broke the chain of command, but never have I been so glad to have my orders ignored. That was some funny shit, and I'm not just referring to what they had to hose off the Weekday Warriors.

Colonel

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Great Perhaps. I like it. It's just ambiguous enough. Unquantifiable. Kind of magical. Hell of a metaphor. It's also a pretentious way of saying you wanna get laid.

Alaska

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Kevin: Wanna say that to my face 'cause you're talking to my sternum.
Colonel: Closer to your heart when I rip it out.

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