Michael: I feel bad for you.
Don: I don't think about you at all.

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• Added: May 14, 2012

You know what Howard? Why don't you spend Thanksgiving with her? And I'll go to your house and screw your wife.

Pete

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• Added: May 14, 2012

Stop telling me things I said that night. Like I know I didn't promise to re-marry right away just to save you alimony.

Jane

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• Added: May 14, 2012

You know Don; tall guy, short temper.

Michael

• Permalink: You know Don; tall guy, short temper.
• Added: May 14, 2012