We're not homosexuals, we're divorced.

Lane

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Lane: It's all over the rug.
Don: We'll have to smoke the dress.
Lane: Not familiar with that one.

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Don: We're going to the movies.
Lane: Do you think we should?
Don: Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?

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Althought things are precarious financially, it's been a magnificent year.

Lane

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Anna: I'm sorry she broke your heart.
Don: I had it coming.

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I could tell the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again, which is why I never told her.

Don

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Last time I saw you, you didn't have front teeth.

Don

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I understand that all men are dizzy and powerless to refuse but consider me the exception...fried chicken, indeed.

Lane

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