Pete: Is Don on board with my promotion?
Duck: I'm the President, I don't need his permission, do I?

One day you're there and there's less of you and you wonder where that part went. If it's living somewhere outside of you and you keep thinking maybe you'll get it back and then you realize it's just gone.


Pete: Come on.
Don: You wanna be on vacation Pete? Cause I can make that happen.

One day you'll lose someone who's important to you. You'll see. It's very painful.

Joan Holloway

[on grieving for celebrities] I mean Roosevelt, I hated the man, but I felt like I knew him.

Roger Sterling

You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl.


Aren't you darling? You're going to be gangbusters.

Joan Holloway

This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.

Bobbie Barrett

Either you make it through this thing or you keep it to yourself.


Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.


You'll have to believe me that I'll forget this. I don't want you treating me badly because I remind you of it.


Has anyone tried to save this yet, besides Leopold and Loeb over here?

Don Draper

Mad Men Season 2 Quotes

You are the product. You feeling something. That's what sells. Not them. Not sex. They can't do what we do and they hate us for it.

Don Draper

Doctor: So, Mr. Draper, you haven't had a physical in quite some time.
Don Draper: Yeah. I eat a lot of apples.