Joan: I don't like sitting at my desk and looking into a garbage dump.
Joey: Although I am paid less, I am still not a janitor.

Don: I wouldn't be good company anyway.
Roger: That's never bothered me before.

Peggy: Should it be funny?
Don: Actually funny? Maybe. Funny like what I just saw? No.

Don: I don't like Joe Namath. He hasn't even played in a professional game yet.
Peggy: He's very handsome.

I don't know why everyone cares so much about it. If I wanna see two Negros fight, I'd throw a dollar bill out my window.

Mrs. Blankenship

Roger: That don't seem to give awards for what I do.
Joan: And what is that?
Roger: Find guys like him.

I know you're ashamed of your body. Or you should be at least.

Stan [to Peggy]

I know you're his favorite. I bet he takes you hunting and let's you carry the carcasses in your mouth.

Stan [to Peggy]

Roger: Who do you report to?
General: The President.
Roger: Of What? William Morris?

Roger is a child and we can't have you pulling the cart all by yourself.


Peggy: I was clapping and he thought I was clapping for him.
Stan: Who claps for themselves?

I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean I guess.


Mad Men Season 4 Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Roger: What happened there?
Jack: Korea.
Peter: We're grateful for your sacrafice.