Matt: Waffles... oh buddy, you have a little Waffles cone.
Daisy: That's not funny.
Matt: It is a little funny.
Daisy: Not to me. I had to bring him to the emergency vet at 5:30 in the morning.

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• Added: January 13, 2019

Dalton: We want you to convince Taiwan that buying these F-40s are in their best interest.
Elizabeth: But these F-40s aren't in their best interest, or in ours.

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• Added: January 13, 2019

Man: What was your call name back in the day?
Henry: Prophet, but it wasn't as cool as it sounds.
Man: It never is. Hairy feet, thus Sasquatch.

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• Added: January 13, 2019