Joe: Take it easy. Guys can play in the rain.
Albert: Not old guys.

Joe: What do ya think?
Albert: Minds eye that shit.

Joe: Why do you gotta make it sexual?
Owen: It's your birthday.

You are going to take that great "what if" that's been itching you, and you're gonna scratch the hell out of it.

Terry

Terry: The universe will give me what it wants to give me.
Owen: I thought you were off the pot.

Men of a Certain Age Season 3 Quotes

You are going to take that great "what if" that's been itching you, and you're gonna scratch the hell out of it.

Terry

Terry: The universe will give me what it wants to give me.
Owen: I thought you were off the pot.