I'm just so proud of how you turned out. You've got people who love and respect you, and I know it's not because of me. It's in spite of me.

Jack Biggs [to Mike]

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Peggy [pointing Molly out to male stripper]:There's the ringleader, and she's been a bad bad girl.
Joyce: I've been worse.
Victoria: I'm hiding drugs, and I don't have pockets.

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Molly: Tonight'll be good. Just sitting around, sipping cocktails, having some girl talk.
Victoria: Yeah. But just keep in mind it's not too late to go out tonight and do something fun!

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The places that offer free limousine services are desperate for customers. I'm guessing they're all nude and half-dude.

Carl

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Molly: Dirty board game?
Peggy: Dirty Scrabble. It's actually just regular Scrabble with extra F's, B's, and J's.

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