Mike [to Carl]: I'm gonna order lunch. Can I get you anything?
Christina: Get him a spine, in case he was born without one.

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• Added: January 02, 2012

I feel kinda sexy. These silk pajamas are like butterfly kisses all over my body.

Mike

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Christina: Are you crying?
Carl: I can't help it. I'm a sucker for 70's soul!

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• Added: January 02, 2012

Molly: We've got the house all to ourselves. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mike: Order pizza and make prank phone calls?
Molly: Yeah, baby!

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• Added: January 02, 2012

I always go to Lethal Weapon. I'm Danny Glover and you're Mel Gibson with a thyroid problem.

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• Added: January 02, 2012