And now my conscience is clear...I doubt you can say the same.

Karen

This is the problem with women. They're too hung up on sex.

Joss

I was basically accused of boiling a bunny and murdering Tom.

Karen

As much as I am rooting for you kiddo, I can't betray the sisterhood. There are codes.

Joss

Joss: Yeah, actually it is my business because right now I'm the one trying to save this marriage. So if you don't want that you need to let me know.
Harry: There's nothing to save, Joss. Not anymore.

Is your body craving...do you feel it needs like a sausage or a hot dog or something?

Alex

April: So I have eight years until I have to make this decision.
Joss: And who knows, by then he might be dead again anyway.

April: So it's OK to play god with my daughter's life?
Karen: A parent's job until they're 18.

Karen: Feeling hot?
Joss: And bothered.

You know New Yorkers. They're picking and opinionated. They refuse to like anything but I'll get them.

Joss

Doom and gloom is your thing, mate and we always end up in the clear. Now relax and have a beer.

Harry

Savi: None of this is happening the way I pictured it.
Dom: So, just because it's not how you imagined it doesn't mean it can't work.

Mistresses Season 1 Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.