Mistresses Season 1 Quotes
Richard: What are your thoughts on Santa Barbara?
April: The 80s soap?
Savi: I just wanted to tell you that you were right.
Dom: Is this a trap?
Savi: You winced.
Karen: I didn't.
Savi: Like someone was coming at you with a two by four.
Consider me an emotional Switzerland.
April
I have a hard time separating from my footwear. They're like sets of twin babies.
Joss
Your vortex is my vortex.
Richard
Harry must be so proud of his little Australian sperm.
Joss
Don't turn this on me, Savi. I don't sleep with people I work with.
Harry
What is with all the pouty faces? Did they cancel Pretty Little Liars?
Joss
Your'e not really still selling this bed are you?
Richard
Sorry to use your office but they're making an adult film across the street and this is by far the best view.
Joss
They're making a porno. The whole point is so you can watch, over and over again.
Joss
