Why are we buying pot in an Apple store?

Bonnie

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• Added: October 11, 2019

Bonnie: Whatever you do, just don't pull a Christy.
Christy: What's that mean?
Bonnie: You know, try hard for a little while and then quit.
Christy: How is that 'pulling a Christy?'

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• Added: October 10, 2019

Bonnie: Adam, I have an appointment at the Social Security Office where I will fill out a government form. After 22 years, I am allowing myself to show up on the grid.
Adam: I know that's a big step for you.
Bonnie: Yeah! Especially since there's a small chance I might be arrested.

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• Added: October 10, 2019

Adam: We're cuter than otters.
Bonnie: And I thought marriage was going to be terrible.
Adam: You don't need to say that every morning.

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• Added: October 10, 2019

Bonnie: Look, we need to think of this family as a reality show. Alliances are going to shift, and right now you're out.
Adam: So basically, you agree with whoever speaks to you last.
Bonnie: He's got a point.

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• Added: October 03, 2019

I think what's going on here is that for years you felt abandoned by your mother, and then you finally got the relationship with her that you've been waiting for, and now you're feeling abandoned again.

Marjorie

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• Added: October 03, 2019

Mr. Munson: I've never actually seen you but you're like 45 right?
Christy: 41! You think I'll still be living here when I'm 45?

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• Added: October 03, 2019

I don't care about the guy, I care that my husband threw my daughter under the proverbial bus for this Marv guy.

Bonnie

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• Added: October 03, 2019

Bonnie: It was the world's most wonderful honeymoon. I mean I've done that before but not sober, and not in private. Look we've all seen it, let's get over it.
Christy: We've seen it but I can't get over it.

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• Added: October 03, 2019

Adam: That's the cable bill.
Bonnie: What is it about symbolism you don't get.
Adam: And it's past due.
Bonnie: Now you're just ignoring me.

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• Added: October 03, 2019

Wow, toying with the emotions of someone who always wanted a father. Well played.

Christy

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• Added: October 03, 2019

Bonnie: It feels different doesn't it?
Adam: Breakfast?
Bonnie: Us! You. Me. Married. Different.
Adam: Not really, we've been living together for a couple of years.
Bonnie: This piece of paper right here makes it different
Adam: That's the gas bill.

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• Added: October 03, 2019