Trevor: Sex is not a resolution for conflict.
Bonnie: Then you're not doing it right.

Every little problem Adam and I have turns into a fight. Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm just too broken to be in a partnership with someone.

Bonnie

Wendy: I've been married!
Everyone: WHAT!
Wendy: I was 22, I guy promised me $3,000 to marry him for a green card, so I did. The next morning I found out he was broke and from Iowa.
Bonnie: How often did you fight?
Wendy: Just the once.

Classic Plunkett move. We almost do the right thing.

Bonnie

Anyway I got so irritated the other night and -- I'm not proud of this -- I threw a potato at him. A fingerling. I'm not an animal.

Bonnie

Bonnie: We'll discuss this later once Trevor tells me how I feel.
Trevor: I don't tell you how you feel.
Bonnie: Which is another way you're letting me down.

Smoothies are canceled.

Christy

Andy: Or, I could just not drink.
Jill: What?
Andy: If it makes you uncomfortable, I won't drink.
Jill: You can do that?
Andy: Absolutely.
Jill: Oh my god, I love that you would do that for me. And I hate you because you can.

It smells so good in here. It's like a pumpkin made love to a gingerbread man in an orange grove.

Christy

Adam: They should make meat dessert. Like meat in a pie.
Andy: Meatloaf pot pie! But no peas.
Adam: Why do people ruin everything with peas? Get out of here peas!

See this? It's my mind. Know why it's over here? 'Cos it's blown.

Adam

You have money, to live alone, without an annoying older woman? That's my dream!

Christy

Mom Quotes

God, I hate those sunglasses. Why did he wait until our honeymoon to break out the hideous ladies eyewear?

Bonnie

Pants off we're mounting the bear.

Bonnie