You wanna see if my gun dry-fires, too?!

LaSalle

We all die, Sebastian. That doesn't mean we don't celebrate the life that was led.

Loretta

Killin' a man at another man's funeral. Doesn't get much worse than that.

Pride

LaSalle: Where I grew up, you live, you die, you get buried -- no fuss, no muss. Besides, I appreciate life just fine, thank you.
Percy: I'm sure you do. You live, you party, meet some girls, party some more. No fuss, no muss.
LaSalle: Something like that!

Pride: They'll be relocating to this prison soon.
Zed: Guess I'll have some company.
Pride: No, Zed. You won't.

Loretta: You're perfectly able to look after yourself normally, but when things get personal, I can't help but worry about your judgment.
Pride: Loretta!
Loretta: That you may end up on the wrong side of my autopsy table.

Dad! How many people want you dead?!

Laurel Pride

Then you get the recent additions to the "I hate Dwayne Pride" club.

LaSalle

You're not the investigator on the case, you're the dad!

Detective Lamont

I don't know how you Navy cops work a case, but I do it like I'm walking down the street -- one foot in front of the other.

Detective Lamont

Percy: Well, you *are* the guy who said JFK got abducted by aliens.
Sebastian: I don't say that. The evidence does.

LaSalle [about some intoxicated female witnesses]: One less daiquiri, and they *could've* been useful.
Percy: You sure you don't want to give it another try?
Brody: Practice your 'enhanced interrogation techniques'?
LaSalle: Y'all have dirty minds.

NCIS: New Orleans Season 2 Quotes

We'll do a remote class later.

LaSalle

Percy: 'Sic semper tyrannis'?
Pride: 'Thus always tyrants.' What John Wilkes Booth said right after he assassinated Lincoln.