Well, we just need one reason to have ten days of fun.

Pride

I know this woman! Pride. She leave her socks on the floor? Yes. She cheat on the Sunday crosswords? Regularly. But she would never steal money from her own charity. And she damn sure wouldn't bother trying to kill anyone!

Patton

The only difference between this computer and those nasty zombies on The Walking Dead is this thing is actually deceased.

Patton

No, Dad. Music is what *you* love. It's just what I *do*.

Laurel Pride

Look, do you wanna gossip, or do you wanna find a suspected murderer?

Patton

Your work... the bar... your daughter... not to mention the bounty on your head...

Loretta [on Pride's busy life]

Kayla Anderson: You're a federal agent?
Patton: Well, I like to think of it more like 'superhero.' When NCIS needs me, I swoop in to save the day.

I spy with my little eye... what looks like explosive residue.

LaSalle

Look, you don't let the secrets out, they'll *take* you out.

LaSalle

Now, is it just me, or does it look like we stepped into a scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Brody

Apparently, he doesn't abide by 'Click It or Ticket.'

LaSalle [on a suspect just killed in a car accident]

LaSalle: I'm not a creeper, I'm a coworker.
Brody: You're a work husband!

NCIS: New Orleans Season 2 Quotes

We'll do a remote class later.

LaSalle

Percy: 'Sic semper tyrannis'?
Pride: 'Thus always tyrants.' What John Wilkes Booth said right after he assassinated Lincoln.