Brody: This has 'epic fail' written all over it. Loretta, please back me up!
Loretta: All I know is I tried setting Dwayne up one, and he ducked me like Muhammad Ali!

Sebastian: Do you know the one thing that a woman looks for in a man?
Brody: Well, since I *am* a woman, I can tell you it's--
Sebastian: --high earning potential. It's a biological fact!

Listen, I've got an older brother myself, and he's had his fair share of problems. Always fell on me to look after him. So I can relate. You can't blame yourself.

LaSalle

Eva Azarova: A woman without a country.
Pride: But not without friends. 'Let your faith be bigger than your fear,' right?

Sebastian: It's like Schrodinger's Cat. Okay? Cat's in the box, right? Could be dead, could be alive. But, as long as you do not open that box, your brother's still alive.
Abby Sciuto: ...That's a *horrible* analogy!

Been arrested in a lotta interesting places...

Pride

Luca Sciuto: Eva's my friend!
Pride: Come on now, Luca. Eva's a spy. She pretended to be your friend. She seduced you, she drugged you, she dumped you in a roadside motel.
Luca Sciuto: You're just like Abby! So untrusting.

Luca, let your faith be bigger than your fear.

Eva Azarova

[regarding the murder victim, her stepmother] It was her fault. I told her to stay away. She should have listened.

Sofia

Sofia, I know people like you. Kind and sympathetic on the surface, and a whole lotta darkness underneath.

Pride

Aw, ain't that sweet. A criminal with a heart of gold.

Percy

Tough upbringing does not make a career criminal.

Pride

NCIS: New Orleans Season 2 Quotes

We'll do a remote class later.

LaSalle

Percy: 'Sic semper tyrannis'?
Pride: 'Thus always tyrants.' What John Wilkes Booth said right after he assassinated Lincoln.