NCIS
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSNCIS Season 11 Quotes
Palmer: Don't worry. He's as high as a kite.
Troutman (groggy): Wait. I know you.
McGee: Jimmy.
Palmer: Or not.
Troutman: Are there violent chinchilla babies here too?
McGee: They were here.
Troutman: No!
McGee: But we got rid of them.
Troutman: God bless you.
Delilah: With this case, he thinks I'm trying to lose my job but I'm not. It's the opposite. I'm trying to show that I can do more, to move up.
Tony: I can understand that.
Delilah: Because there's this senior analyst opening in Dubai.
Tony: Dubai is not here.
Delilah: I know. Which leads me to another thing that I need to tell Tim.
Jones: If I'd know you were coming I would have stayed and baked cookies.
Tony: Hey. I have to ask.
Jones: Brisco kept me so high I barely remember crawling out of that place on my hands and knees. I found a gun that he left behind and I hid in a storm drain across the street until the drugs got out of my system. Agent DiNozzo, if I was in on this, why would I risk coming back for Melody?
Jones: Agent McGee! We forgot witnesses. Any chance you two could help us out?
McGee: Absolutely.
Bishop: How long do we let him play for?
Gibbs: Pride says it relaxes him, helps him to think.
Pride: You know something, Brody? I think we're having a bonding moment here.
Brody: Over breakfast?
Pride: Over appreciating the little things.
This town really gets into your DNA. I flew out here for a visit in 97. Still got the return ticket. I know folks die the same here as anywhere else, but in New Orleans, most people depart with a good heart and a whole lot of soul.
Wade
Brody: You always start your mornings in a bar?
Lasalle: This is New Orleans. Might be daylight but the evening's still young.
McGee: It's a voodoo doll that looks just like you, right down to the insincere grin. What's the note say?
Tony: Little Tony will bring you good luck and happiness. That's not funny. There's nothing funny about voodoo, ever since I saw "Live and Let Die" when I was a kid.
McGee: It's a doll. It's a stuffed toy.
Tony: So was Chucky.
Lamar: Found your card. You're a long way from home, baby.
Brody: How old are you?
Lamar: Old enough to make a deal. These eyes don't lie. Something the other night woke me up.
Lasalle: Yeah, what time was that? 7:00?
Lamar: Shut up, tool. I look out the window. Girl that got in the car never got out.
Pride: Somebody in there with her?
Lamar: Yeah, but I can't recall what he look like. Maybe Andrew Jackson could help me remember.
Wade: Hobbs. Turn the God forsaken music off so we can have a conversation.
Hobbs: That music, my beloved, is anything but God forsaken.
Gibbs: Felix, did Dan take a bribe and frame Lourda for the murders?
Betts: We did some good, didn't we? We got some sandwiches inside. You guys hungry?
Pride: Sandwiches sound real good, Felix. Real good.
