Next time you leave the country on assignment, Bishop? Tell your brothers!Gibbs
Fear often makes people do things they shouldn't. But that's human.Qasim
Trust only works when it goes both ways.Qasim
What, you guys want my lunch money, or...?Torres [surrounded by Bishop's brothers]
Bishop's Brother [regarding Ellie's boyfriend]: We just want to make sure he's not a deranged serial killer!
Bishop's Other Brother: Or a vegan!
Did you just read an ellipsis out loud?Quinn
McGee: What are you doing?
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: Changing the subject!
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom?
He was a Marine. [Gibbs stares at him meaningfully.] ...And always will be.Torres
I love animals, but I think I'd love my husband more.Abby
Abby: Gibbs, I can't have a conversation by myself!
Gibbs: It's never stopped you before.
McGee: How do you sleep at night?!
Torres: On my back. Naked.