NCIS
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Yeah, I'm not gonna answer that. No.
Kasie
I'm thinking of turning this into a regular podcast, the Kasie and Webb Show.
Kasie
You're lucky the CIA doesn't know your poker face the way I do.
Vance
Yeah, you're the guy that never sits, keeps your chair clean; I appreciate it.
Louis
Change is the essence of life.
Ducky [to Palmer]
Palmer: You are one in a million, doctor.
Ducky: True.
Dr. Mallard provided a little glue to keep us all together.
Vance [to Parker]
Jessica: Ducky's handwriting. Not that great.
Palmer: Well, he's a doctor.
You knew the man like no one else, Jimmy.
Jessica [to Palmer]
Until I am buried, there will be stories to tell. And I look forward to telling them.
Ducky
Vance: The gardens keep growing, I see.
Parker: From all corners of the world.
Jess: I give up; where do the tech trolls keep their caffeine?
McGee: You can't say tech troll.
Jess: You say it all the time!
McGee: Yeah, well, that's different; I am one!
Curtis: Actually, now that Director Vance put you in charge down here, you're the troll king!