Put me in, Coach! Boy, sound really travels in here.

Jessica [to McGee]

Bishop: You disappeared, Gibbs, without a word.
Gibbs: Sometimes there's nothing left to be said

Gibbs: How do you use this?
Kasie: It's completely idiot-proof. ... But a quick overview never hurts.

Marcie: If it makes you feel any better, the boat's not done yet.
Gibbs: What?
Marcie: It's bad luck to launch a boat without a name.

McGee: These two?
Bishop: Dead.
Torres: They sure the hell are.

Pretend I'm not as smart as you.

Jessica [to Palmer]

Jessica: I killed a stapler.
Torres: Oh, I've been there.

Palmer: That doesn't sound healthy at all.
Jessica: It isn't but it's necessary.

Marcie: Would you maybe like a napkin?
Gibbs: Nah, I'm good.

God, [Jessica's] a bad influence.

Torres

Bishop: Was it worth it?
GIbbs: Some things, Bishop, have a cost. They still have to be done.

Jessica: Oh, that's Gibbs' desk?
Bishop: Yup.
Jessica: Oh. I'm so sorry.

NCIS Quotes

McGee: You and Zoe broke up?
Tony: You heard.
McGee: Why didn't you tell me?
Tony: Well the break-up bug's going around. Didn't want you to catch it.

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott