Hey, Torres, look! I finally found a T-shirt small enough for you!McGee [holding up a baby shirt]
Wait, you’re friends with your arch-enemy from high school?McGee [to Bishop]
Oh, you have a *plan*, Gibbs, don’t you? I see it all over you!Sloane
I’ve held lots of arms. Yours are more than decent.Annie [to Torres]
Bishop: I thought you said you were gonna--
Gibbs: Lie to Abby? [chuckles]
Bishop: Ha, no! But by ‘no’ I mean ‘yeah.’
Jimmy: What’d I miss?
Torres: Just McGee’s sad childhood.
Gibbs [translating]: She wants to know why his [Torres] shirt’s so tight.
Bishop: Don’t we all!
Ducky: He’s *dead*, Doctor Palmer.
Jimmy: Yeah, I noticed that when I removed his spleen and he didn’t complain!
Bishop: You know The Rules?!
Torres: I thought it was mandatory.
Burger coma.Gibbs [describing the sleeping Elena]
Gibbs: That was some nice shooting, Leon!
Vance: It was our house. Had to defend it.
Gibbs: Is that my weapon?
‘Fall back’?! We need to get in there, with Sherman tanks!Reeves