NCIS
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Sam: You expect us to believe that the computer guy lost his password?
McGee: Says the car guy who once lost his favorite car, Charlene, right?
Sam: He knows the name of my car.
Callen: That's impressive.
Vance: You sent NCIS's brightest and best back to school?
Parker: It's never too late to learn new things.
Palmer: This man took his own life.
McGee: The question is why.
Jessica [to Sam]: You and Parker have high opinions of primitive insects.
Parker: Out of respect. They're survivors. So was Dale Harding.
Callen: McGee. It's been a while.
McGee: Yeah, what the hell are you guys doing here?
Sam: I guess it hasn't been long enough.
McGee: Suicide? That can't be right.
Jessica: No, it can't.
Parker: I guess we have work to do.
Jesse: We got here a day early for the retirement party and Kasie put us on decorating duty.
Jane: Well, she's hard to say no to.
Torres: Yeah, tell us about it.
Torres: You know, this is the third time Kasie has sent us out for a supply run.
Jessica: Yeah. She either needs to stop throwing parties, or we have to stop being gophers.
Kasie: Did you tell Ducky?
Parker: No. I said nothing.
I'll speak to my team and let them know everything.
Torres
Gunman: Tell us the password.
Gracie: No.
I have contractors in the bathroom.
Knight
