Yeah, I'm not gonna answer that. No.

Kasie

I'm thinking of turning this into a regular podcast, the Kasie and Webb Show.

Kasie

You're lucky the CIA doesn't know your poker face the way I do.

Vance

Yeah, you're the guy that never sits, keeps your chair clean; I appreciate it.

Louis

Change is the essence of life.

Ducky [to Palmer]

Palmer: You are one in a million, doctor.
Ducky: True.

Dr. Mallard provided a little glue to keep us all together.

Vance [to Parker]

Jessica: Ducky's handwriting. Not that great.
Palmer: Well, he's a doctor.

You knew the man like no one else, Jimmy.

Jessica [to Palmer]

Until I am buried, there will be stories to tell. And I look forward to telling them.

Ducky

Vance: The gardens keep growing, I see.
Parker: From all corners of the world.

Jess: I give up; where do the tech trolls keep their caffeine?
McGee: You can't say tech troll.
Jess: You say it all the time!
McGee: Yeah, well, that's different; I am one!
Curtis: Actually, now that Director Vance put you in charge down here, you're the troll king!

NCIS Quotes

Tony: (on the phone) Hey Probie, what I am looking at?
Vance: A career in the fast food industry.
Tony: Director Vance. How are you, sir?

Vance: So, what are you gonna tell her? (Gibbs turns to face him) Lee a hero or a villain?
Gibbs: Both.