You're a good friend to have if you're being hunted down by mobsters or thugs or aliens from another planet.

Dani

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Let's just say you'd be surprised how many hookers can fit in the trunk of a Porsche.

Laura

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Dani: Everyone has a dark side.
Laura: Not one I can't spin.

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Officer: At 75 miles per hour, no problem. At 150, big problem.
TK: I was...150. The dealer said this thing could go 200. This thing is broken. I'm taking it back.

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