Devi: How are we gonna solve this?
Eleanor: Simple. You give him to me. I liked him first. I kissed him first, and I just got dumped, so I need this. Okay, what?
Devi: If anyone needs this, it's me. You got dumped by a guy who loved you so much that he proposed to you after a meaningful relationship and tons of amazing sex. The person who took my virginity ditched me for someone else and won't even speak to me.

Ben: I'll just sit back here so that Devi doesn't try to make conversation with me.
Margot: Babe, you know I don't care if you talk to her, right? This whole silent treatment thing was your idea.
Ben: I know because it's just easier this way. She just always complicates things.

Paxton: Do you think I made a mistake leaving college so soon?
Trent: Are you freaking joking? No way. Look at you. You're getting paid to basically hang out with me. What could be better?
Paxton: I know, right? And college sucked, man. Everyone at ASU was a freaking douche, and now that I'm here, it'll be just like old times, except without any homework.

Devi: But for real, what are you doing here?
Paxton: I'm the assistant swim coach.
Devi: Wait, really? But what about ASU?
Paxton: Oh yeah, uh, didn't work out. Just wasn't the right place for me.
Devi: Yeah, but, like, how would you know? You were there for, like, what, two weeks? Come on, what'd your parents say?
Paxton: College isn't for everyone, Devi. You know that, right? I mean, it's actually kind of elitist of you--
Devi: Oh no, no, no, I didn't mean it like that. It's just… I don't know. I thought you could've given it more time before you, you know, gave up.
Paxton: Well, thank you for your concern, but I'm an adult. I know what I'm doing.

Ethan: And the baddest part about you is that you're betraying your friend.
Devi: Huh?
Ethan: It's so hot how you're stabbing her in the back. Her feelings are gonna be so hurt.

Never Have I Ever Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes

Devi: But for real, what are you doing here?
Paxton: I'm the assistant swim coach.
Devi: Wait, really? But what about ASU?
Paxton: Oh yeah, uh, didn't work out. Just wasn't the right place for me.
Devi: Yeah, but, like, how would you know? You were there for, like, what, two weeks? Come on, what'd your parents say?
Paxton: College isn't for everyone, Devi. You know that, right? I mean, it's actually kind of elitist of you--
Devi: Oh no, no, no, I didn't mean it like that. It's just… I don't know. I thought you could've given it more time before you, you know, gave up.
Paxton: Well, thank you for your concern, but I'm an adult. I know what I'm doing.

Ethan: And the baddest part about you is that you're betraying your friend.
Devi: Huh?
Ethan: It's so hot how you're stabbing her in the back. Her feelings are gonna be so hurt.