Paxton: Yo, Shrimp. That little ASU joke back there was pretty funny, huh? If you ever speak to me like that again, I'll give you Saturday detention for the rest of the year. And I'll make your lunch period 9 a.m.
Shrimp: But I'll still be full from breakfast.
Paxton: See, bro, I think you forget who you're talking to. And now I have the power and the parking spot of a faculty member. See, I can make your life miserable if I want to. So show some respect.
Shrimp: Look, I'm… I'm really sorry, Paxton, all right? Please don't be mad at me. I… You-- You look really handsome. Red is totally your color, man.

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I don't know if you remember this, but you're Paxton Hall-Yo-goddamn-shida. You are the king of this jungle, baby. You're a legend, you're a handsome son of a bitch, and you're that guy. Sometimes, I'm brushing my teeth at night. I can't even believe we're best friends.

Trent

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What's up, Paxton? Hey, guess what. I, uh… I just talked to the ASU rep for, like, five seconds. So I basically went through as long as you did.

Shrimp

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Ben: Never thought I'd be grateful you're built like a shot-putter.
Devi: Um, please, I'm a snatched-waist slim-thicc queen, and so are you, apparently.

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Power, leadership, innovation, domination. You're getting the full package when you admit me. And that's why Columbia should be all about the Benjamin.

Ben

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