Nine Perfect Strangers
Wednesdays on HuluNine Perfect Strangers Season 1 Quotes
Heather: Did you see Zach?
Napolean: There he is! Zachary!
Heather: Zach!
Zach: Hey mom. What is with the shrooms? Did the zero-tolerance policy go out the window?
Frances: Is that why you don’t want to kiss me?
Tony: That and it would involve leaning and I don’t think I could do that right now.
Frances: I’ll catch you.
Delilah: I saw you last night eating sugar and cake. It was actually kind of sweet. You actually seemed kind of mortal like the rest of us giving into temptation.
Masha: I was trying to connect with the little girl within me.
Delilah: Did you?
Masha: Not yet.
Lars: Why? What’s about to happen?
Masha: For starters, you are about to happen. Your whole life has been about tearing down. You target the bullies and destroy them. The question is, have you ever nurtured anything?
I get sick of pretending, pretending to be okay, okay with me. Okay with his happy life, okay with pretending to be happy for the sake of my kids. Happy that it doesn’t bother me to see married couples, even unhappy ones, do what married couples do, like fucking in a hot tub! Why does that trigger me?”
Carmel
Zach: Why do you keep telling everyone we weren’t close?
Zoe: You’re not real. You’re not real.
Zach: I’m standing right here, Zoe.
I read your books. All of them. There’s not a hint of truth in any of them. They’re so gimmicky. You don’t dig in. You just take a little bit of romance and the topical cocktail of your choice- sexism, racism, ableism. There is no story at all, just isms.
Paul
Masha: What do you need?
Delilah: I need you to stop fucking Yao.
Lars: I think the world is a tough place for a kid right now
Zoe: Was it a tough place for you as a child?
Jessica: Sometimes I wish I could surrender all that money. I really hate that money.
Ben: I guess there’s no going back, right? Unless… we spend the money on projects we used to be passionate about like we did in high school.
If you cut me out of your boring decisions regarding your guests again, I promise you it will not end well
Delilah
I was going to be a mom. You took that from me, and I can’t get that back.
Frances
