Mr. Gold: Our collective frustrations are because of his will not our missteps.
Cruella de Vil: I suppose that’s better than blaming bad judgement and gin.

My power extends far beyond Raman noodles.

Mr. Gold

I suppose we should go out and see what's killing property values this time.

Regina

Love is a weapon as dangerous and persuasive as magic.

Hook

(to Belle) As big a bastard as he was, he did love you.

Hook

I hope you choke on my bones.

Maleficent

Ursula: How are you?
Regina: Mostly wondering how a plate of undercooked calamari ended up with the Dark One's cell phone.

You know if that old bag was still a wolf I'd turn her into a coat for my collection.

Cruella de Vill

Let me be clear, ladies. If you bring up my former sins around my son again, you'll find yourselves across that town line faster than you can say costume jewelry.

Regina

Those two might be tactless morons but they couldn't magic their way out of a paper bag.

Regina

(to Charming) If only your wits matched your looks.

Cruella de Vil

It would be nice if at least one of the Charmings lived up to their family name.

Ursula