The one you drank won't cure your heart but it will lessen the effects of seven cold and flu symptoms. Don't worry, it's non-drowsy.

Marian

A thief that steals from those in need has no honor.

Robin Hood

You are quite possibly the biggest pain in the ass I have ever had the displeasure of writing about.

The Author

I am only the savior because you altered the entire state of my being at the expense of someone else's soul.

Emma

My magic comes at a cost, as you know, and I've racked up so much debt I can never be clear of it unless I find a way to change the rules.

Gold

No one goes near Henry but me. If you have a problem with that you can take it up with one of my fire balls.

Regina

Why would I be jealous, though I do know you're partial to men in leather jackets.

Hook

Cruella de Vil: Oh, at last. I feel like I've aged a decade waiting for you.
Regina: Well, you certainly look like it.

You can't just unsavior the savior.

Henry

You have no idea how easy it is to fall back into the darkness.

Hook

Never go up against a woman who has eight hands, especially when you only have one.

Ursula

Hook: Maybe villains can't get their happy endings.
Ariel: Maybe that's because villains always go about getting them the wrong way.