Krystal: OK, are you, like, blind? 'Cuz this girl looks nothing like me. Like, first of all, my tits are way bigger, and secondly, even if you could drag a comb through that hair, she's like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a 10.
Sarah: 7?
Felix: She has a point about your hair.

Krystal: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Sarah: I'm Sarah, I'm your clone.
Krystal: Right, whatever.

Sarah: How about you, how are yours?
Helena: Yes, much kicking. They’re fighting like us.

Felix: I’m sure we can all agree that this little diplomatic exchange is rock bottom. Susan gets the brilliant and delightful Cosima, forging ahead to save your lives, while we get you, Rachel, and your half-baked plan to take down Evie Cho.
Ira: I can assure you, it is not half-baked --
Felix: Ira, you fertilized my sister’s eggs for science, you don’t get to speak, too.

Donnie: Well, she can wait! Daddy needs his conjugal, baby.
Allison: Donnie, our lives are imploding and all you can think about is your [whispers] stiffy?

You have loud voice.

Helena [to Adele]

Felix: Adele, you’re making it sound like we’re the mob.
Adele: What, so I’m reading this wrong?
Felix: Well, you did just mix mood stabilizers with gin, darling.
Adele: That’s brunch.

Donnie Hendrick… you look like roast pig.

Helena

Ira: You really don’t like each other, do you?
Rachel: She put a pencil in my brain.

Sarah: Hendrix is on bail. Cosima is on the Island of Dr. Moreau. And Helena is AWOL. I’m meant to be bringing us together and we’re falling apart.
Felix: Well, at least you’ve still got Rachel!

How do you brush your hair?

Charlotte [to Cosima]

Scott: Have you thought about how insane you are? Jumping in a chopper to a mad scientist's private island?
Cosima: Dude, we are mad scientists. Don't be a hater.

Orphan Black Season 4 Quotes

OK, well, that's cheeky. Cause of death? Have to go with... exploding cigar.

Janis Beckwith

M.K.: Follow the coordinates.
Beth: What?
M.K.: Remember, don't trust anyone next to you.