Popular Parenthood Quotes
Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.
Sarah
Crosby: Sounds like this sperm is going to be an excellent father. So, maybe he can couch soccer for you or whatever.
Katie: You're an idiot.
Let's just play ping pong, so I can lose myself in sport.
Crosby
If someone gets in your grill you got to shove them back, you got to get tough Max. Kick some ass baby.
Zeek
Men feel the need to express their love through hitting balls, slapping buts, and discussing meaningless statistics.
Kristina
Do not let her scare you; her bark is worse than her bite!
Amber
Kristina: Max is, he's smart, and he's beautiful and there's so much potential and hope.
Adam: So what now?
Kristina: We start to work.
Sorry for not being the girl you thought I was (to her parents).
Haddie
I just moved to Berkley and this might sound lame but I'm ready to make a fresh start, and if you give me this chance I know I can blow your freaking mind.
Sarah
Adam: I have emailed everyone I know looking for a connection with Doctor Pelikan. It's like trying to meet the Pope.
Kristina: There's got to be someone else.
You can be the best. I believe in you. Just be you.
Sarah
Max: Isn't the game today?
Adam: Well buddy I thought you were done with baseball.
Max: It's my team.
Adam: Games in 10 minutes everybody.
