Hi grandpa, I have pubic hair.

Max

I don't mean to barge in but I got such a good bottle of wine. I know it's good because I stole it from Carl.

Sarah

Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?

Jasmine: What about the tape? What happens if it rains?
Adam: It's duct tape. It's not going to rain through duct tape. It's magic tape.

Wait, mom, I can't go to the store without finding out why you're speaking Chinese.

Sarah

Jabar is going to get into a great school - I promise.

Crosby

Sarah: He's not the only kid who's been dealt a rough hand.
Adam: I know.
Sarah: All Drew has done his whole life is wait for his father to show up...

Singer 1: Does your cat like his food?
Singer 2: Or does he push it away with his little paw and act really rude?
Singers: Meow, meow, meow, that's a sound of a hungry cat...

I have a feeling Hugh Jest, Seymour Butts and Re Tard didn't sign the other kids petitions.

Adam

Sarah: Seduce me with The Sound and the Fury.
Mr. Cyr: It would work every time.

Crosby: Your family is intense.
Jasmine: You think.
Crosby: That's saying a lot coming from me.

Hank, this is not about a movie. Don't you get that?

Sarah

Parenthood Quotes

And Hank's heart grew two sizes that day.

Mark

Jasmine, welcome to crazy town!

Kristina

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes