Mark: Just two dudes, eating burgers, hanging out.
Drew: Pretty classic scenario.

Crosby: Look, I know you didn't want a full house. I'm sorry I'm early, but I love Kristina, too, so I will hang out in the cafeteria or whatever, but I'm not leaving the hospital. I can get you some barbecue potato chips or come tea or something.
Adam: Tea.

Crosby: We were just playing who's the blackest sheep in the family game but you're not allowed to play.
Sarah: Mr. Perfect pants.

Hank says it really captures the agony of high school. I think it's going to be the cover of the yearbook.


She's a very lucky girl.


Oh man. He’s fast. Son of a bitch. He’s fast.


I'm an irrational hard ass with rage issues. Don't piss me off.


Camille: Go get dressed.
Sarah: I am dressed.
Camille: No, really dressed.

It sounds like she's hurt.


Adam: Listen, if I gotta be stuck in the mud, I wanna be stuck in the mud with you.
Kristina: Well you're stuck.

Handling drunk guys? It's my specialty.


Drew! I love you.


Parenthood Quotes

Hi grandpa, I have pubic hair.


Max: Are you mad at me because I have Asperger's?
Adam: No, Max, I'm not mad at you because you have Asperger's. Never.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes