Popular Parenthood Quotes
Hi grandpa, I have pubic hair.Max
I don't mean to barge in but I got such a good bottle of wine. I know it's good because I stole it from Carl.Sarah
Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?
Jasmine: What about the tape? What happens if it rains?
Adam: It's duct tape. It's not going to rain through duct tape. It's magic tape.
Wait, mom, I can't go to the store without finding out why you're speaking Chinese.Sarah
Jabar is going to get into a great school - I promise.Crosby
Sarah: He's not the only kid who's been dealt a rough hand.
Adam: I know.
Sarah: All Drew has done his whole life is wait for his father to show up...
Singer 1: Does your cat like his food?
Singer 2: Or does he push it away with his little paw and act really rude?
Singers: Meow, meow, meow, that's a sound of a hungry cat...
I have a feeling Hugh Jest, Seymour Butts and Re Tard didn't sign the other kids petitions.Adam
Sarah: Seduce me with The Sound and the Fury.
Mr. Cyr: It would work every time.
Crosby: Your family is intense.
Jasmine: You think.
Crosby: That's saying a lot coming from me.
Hank, this is not about a movie. Don't you get that?Sarah