Parenthood Quotes
Crosby: Dad, I would like to play craps if we're gonna stay, after a few hands, if you're in for a different game?
Zeek: That's my boy!
Hank: Really?
Sarah: Is there still a tomato in the room?
Hank: No tomato and I'm lookin' right at ya.
Wow. You know, when you're not such a pain in the ass you're a pretty sweet guy.
Camille
You know something grandson? Let me tell you a secret. You're not a very good mover, really. But from the very beginning, I was doing this for you. It's yours. Have fun.
Zeek
When two girls are kissing does that mean they're lesbians?
Max
Drew! I love you.
Natalie
She fell asleep about two hours ago. I've had to pee for about an hour.
Hank
It's also spore free in there so feel free to take deep, deep breaths.
Crosby
Julia: I can count on one hand the guys I have slept with.
Sarah: One hand?
I am both excited and terrified! I'm gonna grab another beer.
Adam
You know I was so wrapped up in convincing you to move and just being heard that maybe I didn't listen to you enough.
Camille
Hank: So you're saying it's Asperger's fault. Do I have every right to be mad at Asperger's?
Dr. Pelican: Yes, you do.
