Bet you wish you could divorce us right now.

Jane

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Look at this one, he looks like something you'd wear around your neck to ward off evil spirits.

Jane

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Ever seen a duck? Yeah, they don't chew either. You just ate that hot dog like a duck.

Jane

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Duffy: How ya doin'?
Jane: I could be drunker.
Duffy: Well, maybe I wanna say I'm sorry.
Jane: And maybe I wanna say suck it!

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But I'll always still know that you were wrong.

Jane

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• Added: September 30, 2011